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1. Cat Ears - Scoot‏ @InfoRatioed Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
  for some reason they are always in a hurry to get drunk but also sober up whenever we hang..
  
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1. Quantian‏ @quantian1 Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
  find someone in your close family who had kids and offer to pay for their college without having the money to do so. Significantly cheaper and lowers stress than actually having a kid!
  
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1. co2trader.eth‏ @dunnde Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
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  see my poll from today fwiw i choose c) the fucking fours...https://twitter.com/dunnde/status/1480607053252947970 …
  
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  Parents of kids who are >= 4yr olds, the worst year is/was
  
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1. Pablo dot Ethscobar‏ @Pdotethscobar Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
  Lol
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1. Wolf Man Jack‏ @TheLOBO522 Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
  Kids are the trials and hardship you go through for the real end game. Grandkids.
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1. David Lapchuk‏ @DaveLapchuk Jan 10
  Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb
  
  The answer is you can't because they're literally overwhelmed for time by their 2 year old...
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