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    1. Chairman Birb Bernanke‏ @Bonecondor 14 Oct 2021

      Amazing to me that things like gamma squeezes, dark pools, and naked shorting are what are driving the “markets are unfair” conversation, and not things like… PDT rules and accredited investor regulations

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    2. Chairman Birb Bernanke‏ @Bonecondor 14 Oct 2021

      PDT Min Eq has only been around since 2001 but no one wants to talk about how perhaps it's unfair to the little guy

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    3. Chairman Birb Bernanke‏ @Bonecondor 14 Oct 2021

      One can become an accredited investor with 0 knowledge of the stock market or any financial instrument, they must simply have a rich relative die. Congrats on your $1M net worth, you're sophisticated now! Enjoy access to private placements that the poors can't :)

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    4. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 14 Oct 2021
      Replying to @Bonecondor

      Is the implication that being an accredited with access to private placements means you get better returns? I feel like what actually happens is that rich heirs/dentists/whatever get scammed into shitty high fee VC/PE funds by brokers who flatter their egos.

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    5. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 14 Oct 2021
      Replying to @macrocephalopod @Bonecondor

      If you removed or lowered the AI threshold the net result would be that more, and less wealthy, people would get scammed into shitty VC/PE funds.

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      macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 14 Oct 2021
      Replying to @macrocephalopod @Bonecondor

      Of course if you’re talking about replacing the AI net worth test with like… a test of investing acumen or something? Then I am here for it.

      2:29 PM - 14 Oct 2021
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        1. Chairman Birb Bernanke‏ @Bonecondor 14 Oct 2021
          Replying to @macrocephalopod

          I am definitely not against consumer protections - don't get me wrong. I said it elsewhere in the thread, I just think using net worth as a proxy for sophistication is lazy at best, classist at worst. I think there's a better way, and probably does involve acumen tests

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        2. Robot James  🤖 🏖‏ @therobotjames 14 Oct 2021
          Replying to @macrocephalopod @Bonecondor

          "Everyone that *would* take my money I wouldn't want to take my money"

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        3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 15 Oct 2021
          Replying to @therobotjames @Bonecondor

          "I refuse to invest in any fund that would have me as an LP"

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