Portfolio management in theory: “Proprietary datasets, cutting edge statistical techniques, and unique alpha opportunities!" Portfolio management in practice: “Ah, I see our wire hasn’t been processed and the custodian portal is down again. Fantastic."
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Crypto stablecoin transfers era for margin and asset liability management is near.
“Have you guys seen the money yet?” “No, network is clogged. Waiting on confirmations. Try checking in a few hours.”
