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    macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 18 Aug 2021

    Every so often someone floats the idea that “everyone on Twitter should use their real name, it would improve the discourse” without realising that already exists, it’s called LinkedIn, and it’s absolutely awful.

    1:10 PM - 18 Aug 2021
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      2. bentkazemore‏ @bentkazemore 18 Aug 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        Everyone Start Writing Tweets Like CLICK TO SEE MORE This

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      3. Mark Roitburd‏ @MarkRoitburd 18 Aug 2021
        Replying to @bentkazemore @macrocephalopod

        Underrated advantage of Twitter is that you can spend more time reading rather than scrolling because of posts like those, what a mess

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. 0xFlowtrader // ( 💧, 💧)  🇺🇦‏ @FlowTraderTM 18 Aug 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        Prettys sure the main reason that some people want this is so they can try to invalidate other people based purely on credentials rather than their arguments

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      1. Randall  🍦‏ @RandallSPQR 18 Aug 2021
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        People complain about Ads on Facebook. But on LinkedIn every single post is an Ad for some nonsense consulting service.

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      1. ValueHao‏ @ValueHao 18 Aug 2021
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        it's a fun way to piss off your followers and have to ctrl-v 'oh I think you're a respectful account that adds value it's everyone else besides the 15 other mutuals I've told this too I'm not targeting that I'm referring to'

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      2. brrrzooka‏ @brrrzooka 18 Aug 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        this is why twitter is a superior dating website as an anon you can get up to a lot more thrilling and freaky stuff

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      3. QuantContrarian 🏚‏ @QContrarian 18 Aug 2021
        Replying to @brrrzooka @macrocephalopod

        you should try reddit dating.

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      1. Salvatore Rubino‏ @salr_nyc 18 Aug 2021
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        😂

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      1. Mumm-Ra Capital‏ @Mumm_Ra_Cap 18 Aug 2021
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        Damn this is good

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      1. Ian Weiner, CFP®‏ @ianweiner90 18 Aug 2021
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        Well… this is awkward.

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