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    macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 27 Jul 2021

    macrocephalopod Retweeted Reuters

    1. Triple cooking fries has been done by every decent restaurant for at least the last 20 years (and is literally how McDonalds fries are made) 2. Adding truffle to make it “fancy” is something that could only impress an unrefined idiot. These are shit chips aimed at twats.https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1419785896950439939 …

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    New York's $200 french fries offer 'escape' from reality http://reut.rs/374w92h  pic.twitter.com/J2aFhMp1CZ
    1:05 AM - 27 Jul 2021
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      1. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 27 Jul 2021

        Also they are blanched in champagne..? Which will achieve precisely fuck all because potatoes are already full of water and don’t absorb the liquid they’re cooked in. And the point of triple cooking is to replace as much water as possible with fat anyway. What a load of shit.

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      1. PiQ ‏ @PriapusIQ 27 Jul 2021
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        Fantastic use of “twats”

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      1. David Fauchier‏ @dfauchier 27 Jul 2021
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        ❤️ ❤️

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      1. Sean Tuffy‏ @SMTuffy 27 Jul 2021
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        Yeah, whoever pays for these deserves to be rinsed and I guarantee McDonalds fries taste better

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      1. Leonardo‏ @BangTheClose 27 Jul 2021
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        Highly accurate

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      1. StealthElectronVIP‏ @StealthElectron 27 Jul 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        There's 1 thing they got right here and that's the size of the chip, which is commendable because usually fries in the U.S are these skinny crispy things which just don't do the potato any justice.

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      2.  ⛈️ holyweather  ☀️‏ @_holyweather 27 Jul 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        i don't know, they look fine to me

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      3. frye‏ @__frye 27 Jul 2021
        Replying to @_holyweather @macrocephalopod

        sometimes I think “these fries look like they were made by a psycho” but then I remember how hard cooking is and reconsider

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      1. Saang Lee (이상선)‏ @saanglee 27 Jul 2021
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        Gold flakes fixes this.

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      2. David H‏ @dhorsb 27 Jul 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        I’d go further, high end restaurants spend their whole life trying to recreate the Proustian pleasure of McDonald fries after football/school/ballet/karate. Never order Michelin star fries, you’re better served by hitting the drive thru after.

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      3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 27 Jul 2021
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        Burger King fries were the best fries of any fast food restaurant and you will never convince me otherwise.

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