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    macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 10 Jul 2021

    Running a hedge fund is a tough, thankless biz. We have $10bn in aum from hundreds of clients. We grind out mid-high single digit returns every year with low beta, taking a modest 3-4% fees. But lose 40% in one VIX blowout and BAM, suddenly everyone wants to redeem.

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      2. Jim Greco‏ @jgreco 10 Jul 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        LPs should be sending you a thank you every month you don’t blow up

        2 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 10 Jul 2021
        Replying to @jgreco

        No one ever wakes up in the morning & thinks: “Everything about my hedge fund investment is working perfectly. Really appreciate the work the GP is doing. And, that PM, boy, is he providing exactly the returns we contracted for.” But one insider trading scandal and… look out.

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      1. mjp.sol‏ @mjpldn 10 Jul 2021
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      1. Jagdeep Mavi‏ @jagmavi 10 Jul 2021
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        Not all heroes wear capes.

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      1. tanguy bretagne / bzh macro‏ @pauleluard 10 Jul 2021
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        I mean why did they complain about the cheval blanc 1945? Have they tasted an ex chateau bottle before so they know what it “should” taste like? Thankless wine snobs.

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      1. Jeff D‏ @jeffdafo 10 Jul 2021
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        Only large HFs should be able to invest. It seems like the individual retail investor is always acting like they are a victim.

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      1. Saang Lee (이상선)‏ @saanglee 10 Jul 2021
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        Shorting vega/gamma is a thankless job.

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      2. drew‏ @Buffslot 10 Jul 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        I've always been curious. Are there any hedge funds or similar entities that make their investors sign like "I have zero liquidity on this for X amount of months"

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      3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 10 Jul 2021
        Replying to @Buffslot

        Yup it’s called a lockup and it’s pretty common.

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      1. ConvexityCap‏ @ConvexityCap 10 Jul 2021
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        Quick turnaround on this one nice work

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