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    1. Rachel‏ @tolstoybb 9 Jun 2021

      Rachel Retweeted femb⦻t

      I want to swim in the death pool, mite b coolhttps://twitter.com/__femb0t/status/1402382923953840137 …

      Rachel added,

      femb⦻t @__femb0t
      Tfw i anticipated my building caused car melting ppl burning death rays but did not do anything to prevent it and described the effect as 'phenomenal' pic.twitter.com/4L6Je1tNhw
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    3. Midwestern Hedgie‏ @MidwestHedgie 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @tolstoybb

      yes, Professor Centigrade invented degrees C such that water freezes at 0 and boils at 72, because his favorite aunt was 72 years old

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Rachel‏ @tolstoybb 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @MidwestHedgie

      idk how commie units work!

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    5. Rachel‏ @tolstoybb 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @tolstoybb @MidwestHedgie

      isn't it like x3 or something. 72 x 3 = two hundred something = boil

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    6. brrrzooka‏ @brrrzooka 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @tolstoybb @MidwestHedgie

      C * 1.8 + 32 = F

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    7. Rachel‏ @tolstoybb 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @brrrzooka @MidwestHedgie

      Sounds like Professor Celsius made this needlessly complicated.

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    8. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @tolstoybb @brrrzooka @MidwestHedgie

      He originally set freezing point to 100 degrees and boiling point to 0 degrees despite that fact that this is obviously stupid, wasn’t until after he died that everyone got together and agreed to swap them around

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    9. Rachel‏ @tolstoybb 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @macrocephalopod @brrrzooka @MidwestHedgie

      Was that Professor Metric's work?

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      macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 9 Jun 2021
      Replying to @tolstoybb @brrrzooka @MidwestHedgie

      Yeah that guy had his fingers in all kinds of pies (exactly ten fingers and exactly ten pies, to be precise)

      11:52 AM - 9 Jun 2021
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      • ItHasCeasedToBe Jack 🤦‍♂️ Midwestern Hedgie emily brrrzooka Rachel
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        1. emily‏ @theemilyaccount 9 Jun 2021
          Replying to @macrocephalopod @tolstoybb and

          prof. metric kind of spacey, though. also a totally normie

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        2. brrrzooka‏ @brrrzooka 9 Jun 2021
          Replying to @theemilyaccount @macrocephalopod and

          He did something Special with that minkowski guy though

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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