You're on a first date with someone and they tell you their favorite band. You immediately leave. Later that evening you wonder if you weren't too hasty, and text them - "Sry about earlier. Want to give it another shot?"
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They don't reply. Until, hours later, they do -- a blurry group photo from a bar, their arm around a guy in a tank top. Everyone is laughing, living in the moment. He doesn't look like he cares what her favorite band is. You masturbate into a sock, weeping. Again.
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Replying to @macrocephalopod
I get the band thing but never got the hype of masturbating into a sock
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Replying to @SoccerMomTrades
I know right, just creates extra laundry.
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