You're on a first date with someone and they tell you their favorite band. You immediately leave. Later that evening you wonder if you weren't too hasty, and text them - "Sry about earlier. Want to give it another shot?"
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They don't reply. Until, hours later, they do -- a blurry group photo from a bar, their arm around a guy in a tank top. Everyone is laughing, living in the moment. He doesn't look like he cares what her favorite band is. You masturbate into a sock, weeping. Again.
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Well that was a hell of a twist
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It was Nickelback, wasn’t it?
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I'm sensing a metaphor here - something to do with not buying an overvalued market, and being punished again and again and again?
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And they'll go through entire life wondering why girls only fall for dumb guys
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If I was drinking something carbonated that would have hurt. Well played
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Btw, that was a really deep joke imo. I can imagine it cutting deeply on a few kinds of personalities. Unironic brav-o
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Omfg hahaha
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