macrocephalopod on Twitter: "I would like to state that I am open to any and all "findom" relationships. I will take your money, invest it in a portfolio of market neutral strategies, and each year I will take 2% of the assets plus 20% of profits above high water mark. DM if this would get you off."

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1. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 4 May 2021
  Love to see actual findom accounts liking this — hit me up @dommevie together we would be unstoppable.
  
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1. Quantmentals and Stats‏ @shawnsunger 4 May 2021
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  "Will even wear sexy suits while doing it... or in my PJ'S... whatever you are into"pic.twitter.com/4EDXP4ZBQm
  
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1. execution‏ @executi74309053 4 May 2021
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  Can I be your intern?
  
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1. Alex Good‏ @goodalexander 4 May 2021
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  Cliff ?
  
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1. tanguy bretagne / bzh macro‏ @pauleluard 4 May 2021
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  I DM'ed and all I got was some beers and tapas. Not even some rioja. He's not getting my 2%.
  
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1. Cinglein‏ @cinglein 4 May 2021
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  And your clients will beg to be redeemed, for any shred of redemption. But it will not come. There will only be the image of a chitinous beak gnawing two and twenty from a human face, forever.
  
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1. dean‏ @deanm0riarty 26 Dec 2021
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  just @ AQR already
  
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1. ‏ @volpompilano 26 Dec 2021
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  Can you make it 3 and 30 if you set it up in tax free jurisdiction?
  
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