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    macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 29 Apr 2021

    macrocephalopod Retweeted Angela Li

    Apparently many men are hopelessly deluded about how tall they are? I measured my height after reading this and am glad to confirm I am exactly six feet and minus one inches.https://twitter.com/hiangelali/status/1386338563126611969 …

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    Angela Li @hiangelali
    i was complaining to my ex about how it’s hard to date as a 5’7 girl and he’s like “you’re not 5’7, we’re the same height and I’m 5’10” and i had to break the news to him
    2:05 PM - 29 Apr 2021
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      2. Quantian‏ @quantian1 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        Even when you use the most conservative convention (rounding down), -round(-my height) is exactly 6'

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      3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @quantian1

        This made me do math and I don’t like it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. brrrzooka‏ @brrrzooka 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        I would simply be like a physicist and round to the nearest significant SI unit, so we're all 2m

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      2. ValueHao‏ @ValueHao 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        I added an inch for my drivers license and once tried putting 6'0 in my dating profile to match it, and honestly...didn't notice any differences as to when I had 5'11. Did have a couple girls I went out with tease me about it though

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Saang Lee (이상선)‏ @saanglee 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @ValueHao @macrocephalopod

        Sure 6' is a nice round number in Imperial measurements... But 5'11 puts you slightly above 180cm which is what guys out East strive for.

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      2. Cheeto (Chetan)‏ @_BlockTrader_ 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        It’s amazing how bad people misinterpret their height. I had a 5’6 friend say he was 5’10. We even whipped out a tape measure and he’s still in denial 🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. SuperLeverageWizard9000‏ @TrendsAdx 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @_BlockTrader_ @macrocephalopod

        Bro im 5'8 and thats real... literally have never once in my life been self conscious about it. My first wife was 5'10.... could care less. There are more than enough ladies that dont care about your height... most these dudes that lie about height are Incels

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      1. Mav 258‏ @Vamos_eMini 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        Seems the shorter duck ignoring long boi. Booopic.twitter.com/8d6rd5Q6At

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      1. Saang Lee (이상선)‏ @saanglee 29 Apr 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        Wear those super platform Balenciaga shoes that are fashionable these days... That's what the vertically challenged do out in Asia.

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      1. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard 29 Apr 2021
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        It's pretty common for men to add a few extra inches to any measurement.

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