I was a “gifted child” in high school. My gifts were bullying nerds and playing lacrosse — skills which I parlayed into a legacy placement at an Ivy League university and now I make $2m a year working for my father’s real estate company.
All of my businesses book a loss each year through strategic use of overpriced consulting contracts awarded to family members, I do not plan on paying tax of any kind until at least 2063 by which time we surely will have installed a low tax king (Rand Paul) as President.
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this is brilliant
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Wow. How are you so good at this
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