Normal brain: there is a variance risk premia to be earned Genius brain: volatility can only go down Galaxy brain: ~*~ volatility might go negative ~*~pic.twitter.com/CaK7MomC9J
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One of the misvaluations was, uh, marking a profit on a variance swap position that would only have been possible if volatility had traded negative 
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