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My 2yo kid’s description of my day: When I am a daddy I will wake up then I will brush my teeth then I will have a shower then I will do my make up then I will get dressed then I will go for a run then I will go to the mayfair office then I will cook dinner then I will go to bed
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It is a significant oversight, agreed. Can only explain it by noting that she’s usually in bed by then. Need to up the day drinking.
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Depends on whether I’m meeting clients or not.
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how do i become this daddy?
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I think you already are!
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Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away.
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