The building has announced that they'll be installing bluetooth door locks that you can open from your phone. Thanks, I hate it @internetofshit
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Looking forward to a mishap that evicts half the building and cask of amontillado's the other half
To cask of amontillado, a new coinage meaning “to be locked in q’s apartment with only four magnums of barolo and five hundred and eighty-three bottles of sweet wine for sustenance”
