My girlfriend (extremely offline) just said “Hey I don’t understand what’s going on with this boat in the Suez Canal, do you know anything about it?” and holy shit I have never felt more prepared for anything
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Replying to @macrocephalopod
Hang on. Let me open some Krug and I’ll explain
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Replying to @YahwehOrBust
This was precisely the sequence of events because this actually happened last night while we were making dinner
5:38 AM - 27 Mar 2021
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