You clearly don’t know the story of Boaty McBoatfacehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36064659 …
My girlfriend (extremely offline) just said “Hey I don’t understand what’s going on with this boat in the Suez Canal, do you know anything about it?” and holy shit I have never felt more prepared for anything
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a couple of weeks ago i was trying to explain the Small Boulder the size of a large boulder thing, and then i was like, you know what nevermind
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Hang on. Let me open some Krug and I’ll explain
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This was precisely the sequence of events because this actually happened last night while we were making dinner
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she said, “Panama canal” or...?
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Man, this was so genuinely funny I laughed out loud. Thank you
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I had the exact same conversation...
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