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At current rates I estimate ~3 more months of me making earnest quant finance tweets before I devolve fully into snark and shitposting, the inevitable destiny of all the greatest accounts on here

this is definitely not a @theemilyaccount subtweet

i’m a lifestyle account

Do you sell tshirts? "beep boop it's a lifestyle"

if i may be earnest for a teensy bit, i think it’s far more interesting when people don’t stick to a topic. if i wanted news i’d read it, you know?

this account is very diversified, I post about finance *and* wine