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At current rates I estimate ~3 more months of me making earnest quant finance tweets before I devolve fully into snark and shitposting, the inevitable destiny of all the greatest accounts on here
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*ahem* look i’m on my 4th account in 12 years here and i didn’t get here by making the same lame jokes everyone else does
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Who needs quant finance when you can just yolo into shitcos for literally free money?
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What’s ur comparative advantage though. Shit’s crowded
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planning to latency arb some of the snark by spending more time on twitter than i do on my job
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Hey
@VolatilityQ I submitted a follow request, please accept, love to see a nice copula.
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It really feels that this is the way. Unfortunately...
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