You, degenerate:

GME TO THE MOON LETS GOOOOO
Me, serious quantitative investor:
GME ranks at the 99th percentile of US equity returns at the 5-, 30-, 90- and 360-day horizons, and the 99.9th percentile of our cross-sectional, sector-neutral momentum signal
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Replying to @bennpeifert
You, degenerate:

BUYING CALLS TO THE MOON YOOLOOOO 
Me, serious quantitative investor: upside calls offer a compelling opportunity to monetise implied vs realized spot-vol covariance if gamma and vega are appropriately hedged and delta is carefully controlled.1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes -
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You, degenerate:

PUTS ARE FOR LOSERS HOLD THE LINE 
Me, serious quantitative investor: short puts are a critical part of our vega hedging strategy and offer the vanna exposure necessary to create the implied covariance exposure we desire.1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
My buddy, PM at $20 billion long/short fund: CRUSHING IT ON MY PUTS, MAKING SERIOUS BANK EVEN THOUGH THE PRICE WENT AGAINST ME, REAL ALPHA RIGHT HERE, BONUS NEXT YEAR GONNA BE LIT
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