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You, degenerate: 
BUYING CALLS TO THE MOON YOOLOOOO
Me, serious quantitative investor: upside calls offer a compelling opportunity to monetise implied vs realized spot-vol covariance if gamma and vega are appropriately hedged and delta is carefully controlled.
You, degenerate: PUTS ARE FOR LOSERS HOLD THE LINE
Me, serious quantitative investor: short puts are a critical part of our vega hedging strategy and offer the vanna exposure necessary to create the implied covariance exposure we desire.
My buddy, PM at $20 billion long/short fund: CRUSHING IT ON MY PUTS, MAKING SERIOUS BANK EVEN THOUGH THE PRICE WENT AGAINST ME, REAL ALPHA RIGHT HERE, BONUS NEXT YEAR GONNA BE LIT
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