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    macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 30 Jan 2021

    I’m sad that what I enjoy doing is shitposting and making dumb finance jokes, but what gets engagement is apparently nerdy posts about options and equity factor models 😢

    2:50 PM - 30 Jan 2021
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      2. emily‏ @theemilyaccount 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

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        who cares about engagement post what you want tohttps://twitter.com/theemilyaccount/status/1318237261113208833 …

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        emily @theemilyaccount
        Replying to @Alphaholic1
        caring about follower count is passe. i merely enter my thoughts into the ether, and let people consume them as they may. i do enjoy talking to people though, so a wider audience the better
        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. brrrzooka‏ @brrrzooka 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @theemilyaccount @macrocephalopod

        Besides if you really cared about engagement you'd be posting nonsense about crypto instead of equity models

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. ValueHao‏ @ValueHao 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        your posts are too good. I'll do posts about the markets or whatever and get no engagement which frees me to follow my passion about posting on kpop, petty grievances about girls I dated, style, and being bad at programming

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. SqueezeMetrics‏ @SqueezeMetrics 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        I'm going to say "gamma," and then my tweet is going to get more likes than yours. ... Gamma.

        8 replies 1 retweet 173 likes
      3. David Taggart-PDMacro.com‏ @DavidTaggart 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @SqueezeMetrics @macrocephalopod

        I am here for the gamma shitposting. You both can win

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Nd1( 🐊, 🐊)‏ @Nd172557208 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        They like it when I’m intentionally vague and passive aggressive about companies and markets, but my most liked tweet was a meme about maths lol

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      2.  🅰️LB 🅰️‏ @ALBACapMgmt 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        If its likes you are after just post some pictures of booze in the evenings

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. macrocephalopod‏ @macrocephalopod 28 Feb 2021
        Replying to @ALBACapMgmt

        I mean I am definitely doing that already

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. zyort‏ @zyort2 27 Feb 2021
        Replying to @macrocephalopod

        for further "likes" success, add pictures of cats

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