per a newly closed deal with the @quantian1 account with regard to his censorship, i will be executing his tweets for a rebate of .8 likes-per-tweet. updates to follow
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Replying to @theemilyaccount @quantian1
I would like to buy options on the
@quantian1 account likes which I will be delta hedging with the closely related@SkeleCap account1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes -
Replying to @macrocephalopod @theemilyaccount and
This will hedge out the first-order quant and and markets exposure but unfortunately leave me long basis risk largely composed of exposure to fancy wine posts, a residual which I will be hedging with a short position in
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Replying to @macrocephalopod @theemilyaccount and
I will simply switch to spirits and smoke you outpic.twitter.com/Pz5M6IL2Kr
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Replying to @YahwehOrBust @theemilyaccount and
This is even worse than that time I was placing convergence trades on the wti brent basis
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The unicorn clutch in the background is what really makes this photo
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