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Someone just followed me from their pets instagram account which states that the pet died in 2019. So that’s nice for me. Good to be followed by someone’s dead dog. Thanks for that boost.
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Some men are fathers and that’s *fine*
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Watched Monet & Shea lip sync to Supernova again. The synchronised recline into floor work? Stunning, powerful, resplendent.
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Love when Marge gets a win.
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One of my favourite episode endings ever. 💞
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"Dear Marge. Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I hung it on me wall. You’re quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes we do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries ‘chips’.”
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I like to date larger men because they are good at hugging and I like to imagine them crushing my thinner, younger enemies. 💞
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I also love how my Twitter account just completely derails the second I finished a show. You can see the exact moment I become unemployed and then it takes about two days before it's just Simpsons quotes.
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Whenever the oven timer goes off I say, “coming!” And have a little chuckle to myself. ☺️
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A lot of you dress like this
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I heard cassette once! I’m going with cassette, with a surprise acoustic release on the “maybe,” cards. Thank you, this counts as work!
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Some kind of official acoustic version? Local Pub band version??? Just tweet about it on the day????
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I should do something for Stupid’s 10th birthday next year. But what??? Cassette? CD? Nothing??
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You know what’s a great song? Replay by Lady Gaga. Gonna listen to that today.
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*all chanting, banging clipboards* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!
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Stop asking if I want to be in your circle and show me your balls already.
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I haven’t left my bed in two days. 🥰
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We closed it. Goodnight, Dr. Jekyll. 💓
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Not included are some other pills the doctor begged me not to tell anyone she gave me to get through week four. If you know you know!
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People often ask how I get through seven show weeks of Jekyll and Hyde and I tell them, “Oh you know, plenty of rest and water…”
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mind empty: just happy
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[while getting obliterated on my bad post] some amusing responses to this… one does have to chuckle
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JUST THE DOUBLE SHOW TOMORROW TO GOOOO OMGGGG 😭😭😭😭
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Okay off to work let’s drag this horse across the line!!!
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“You see me as a god, right, Smithers?”
“Absolutely, sir.”
“You’d kneel before me.”
“Boy, would I.”
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The moral of the story is always be gay.
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Cute B Mac + story. A decade ago we stayed at a BnB in Rome after playing a fancy fashion show. It belonged to a mother and her adult son, eight years later the son popped me a DM to say he’d come out and has a boyfriend and that our visit meant the world to him. 🇮🇹🏳️🌈
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Still don’t accept that Grimace is meant to be a taste bud. I hate that.
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Today is Wear it Purple Day, and we have one special message we’re sending far and wide to LGBTQIA+ young people: YOUR IDENTITY IS AWESOME. You can champion LGBTQIA+ youth every day of the year by starting conversations, taking action and be visible in your pride and allyship.
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35 shows down (I sat out three during the season, genuinely sorry if I missed you there!). This has been the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I’m so proud of us all. One tomorrow then the big double show day to end. Goodnight! #JekyllJekyllHydeJekyllHydeHydeJekyll
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Mum came to the show!!!
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Just got a casting call for a character that could, “also be played by a woman in her 50’s.” Things are looking up.
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I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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Aaaaand muting this. Thanks to the folks asking me to “research closeting in the music industry,” adorable. Simply adorable.
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If I were in such position that most of the planet knew my name and I wanted comment on gay sex in cinema I would: A) Come out, B) Do basic research into the complex history of queer sex in film before suggesting it’s mostly men, “going at it.” or C) STFU
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