Can’t sleep. 4am. Eyes wide and alert, I systematically “tap” every single 7/10+ man on Grindr to have existed in history. My fingers bleed from copy pasting “Damn you’re attractive! Hi.” for what feels like SEVENTEEN WHOLE DECADES. 3 hrs till OD game, don’t think I’ll make it 
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Macky I stg if you poop on my party one more time I’ll do something dramatic and gay to make you severely uncomfortable

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uh oh pls no
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