Mack

From the ashes of empires and the tears of terrible tyrants. From the blood of beasts and the wet bones of warriors lost in that epoch. This black earth speaks of how the world burned, how it drank the old ones, how the ancient gods fell and the blind vermin became the new gods.pic.twitter.com/Cd1VUq1S60

I'm watching a show about a spy who gets burned and dumped in Miami. He holds up in a cheap hotel during spring break. I thought to myself "I wish I was 20 years younger and could party like that!" Then I remembered that 20 years ago I was still too old for those kids. Sad now.pic.twitter.com/HJA806WUmp

"IPSO FACTO" said the wacko. His fingers pointing wildly as he ran about the room. "I've done it, I've finally done it dear boy!" His hair was a thin and pale imitation of Medusa's slithery locks. "I'VE MERGED THE DOOHICKEY WITH A RADICAL THINGAMAJIG!" "Ummm... okay" said I.pic.twitter.com/YM9TyklSK1

In my living room I see much of the things that make up my life. My wife in her chair. My dog, asleep in his bed. My work boots placed where they can dry. My overstuffed chair all around me. My uncle passed away tonight. Most days, I do not ponder the things in my living room.pic.twitter.com/6LjdQMzrGD

No child is born believing they have no worth. We are all born, trusting in, and made of dreams. "Potential" is a phantom beyond the value we might attach to it. Greatness is a raven that rides the wake of our motion whilst eating crackers. We must strive to catch the crumbs.pic.twitter.com/t21939tCla

It was fascinating... for a few fleeting furlongs the freaky fast and fabulously flatulent foal, formerly favored at four to one, farted and fumed up the field with furiously frequent and frighteningly funky fits of forceful and foul fragrance. Freddy's Frugal Foot took the flag!pic.twitter.com/PVH2tFxQcK

I gotta say... when I saw scenes from "See" I seriously sought a cessation of my spouses singular obsession with all stuff Mamoa! She says he seems as sexy as super sex on steroids. I guess he is but... I was unsure. He's pretty cool but... Tell ya what. The show is amazing!pic.twitter.com/QcauP3SfMn

In 1961 an equation called "The Drake Equation" shows that there should be a huge amount of planets in the Milky Way with intelligent life. The argument states that we should should hear massive amounts of radio chatter coming from those worlds. Maybe they all put Earth on mute!pic.twitter.com/BUzyKVUXga

If you happened to find yourself out for a stroll on a crisp Illinois evening, in 1974, in the shifting shadows throughout Chicago's red light district. Don't be afraid dear reader... That flash of blue is a shaby seersucker suit running down the alley. My hero, Carl Kolchak.pic.twitter.com/uaP5CgkYZn

I can write a story that might make you laugh, cry, or scream. I can forge a knife from raw steel or make art from a lump of iron. I can turn a pile of wood into a thousand different dreams. I can not wrap a Christmas gift to save my freaking life! Must be a genetic thing...pic.twitter.com/29OviCpA4h

Hands down Seriously ya'll Without question I mean... like really Truly One of the coolest animated films I've ever had the pleasure to see Even if you're some kinda cave dwelling freak that has somehow made it through your entire life without loving Spiderman You'll love this!pic.twitter.com/UADzWGsOm7

Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic... As I slept, I dreamt that I had some measure of control over my fleeting bit of existence. How foolish, how silly and sad was that prideful vision. I wake and feel the loss. Just a tiny bit more is gone. 28,800 seconds have ebbed away in the dark.pic.twitter.com/iNLDSBy9FZ

I'd wandered far in that blighted place Neither lost nor questing, I drifted away Running at times just to bend my breath Staggering at times, like a broken thing Not looking up, my ragged toes led me It was fine indeed, fine as frog hair At the end of my journey, I slept wellpic.twitter.com/v5IZs1TpDM

Why O why did the shade drift by The nearly normal crossing sky Drunk with hate and numb with try A backwards slip to the future high Shan't I slick and then shan't I rough Built by labor both soft and tough The shade now plunders with a puff I've much too little or quite enoughpic.twitter.com/pbHaofYeI3

Getting this new Disney service free with our Verizon deal. I was not excited until I realized they had all the old movies I grew up on. However... The one flick I truly wanted to see is not in their line up. The Island at the Top of the World. Of course it's not there. My luck..pic.twitter.com/qwiDPirUua

The seige tower was at the wall. Soon a horde of vile killers would swarm forth, into my beautiful city. My people would be slaughtered. My treasury plundered. My line broken, never to rule again. That is what the invaders believed. Fools! No profit nor victory for them that try!pic.twitter.com/HlNyILt3Fk

And now... in that moon cast shade Something moving, a thing sickly made Foul drinker of time and heat Slick throat, slick dark treat Were I built and cut of iron and stone Your tusk to crumble on mine living bone Pull me down you old split toe Find me a tough and terrible foepic.twitter.com/27yxRx6BaS

Endless night, cold and long It beckons me now Come child, come dear one The veil is thin The way is marked Come unto this country Free yourself Endless night, cold and sharp I hear the call The sweetest voice Promise and pledge Let the veil part One step now One last offeringpic.twitter.com/iXkea4LSOQ