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Mar 29, 2021

Wanna see how over 1,000 #Lego pieces became this Ducati? Subscribe to the channel and watch out for it. youtu.be/uGREOlIhygs

Ready for takeoff #Lego

Final form, almost here. Final form reached. #Lego

Only challenge is the time needed to finish the build. #Lego

I'm pretty good at building (helicopters) and this wasn't much challenge. #Lego

I decided to take advantage of GoK's tax exemption on helicopters to purchase my own Airbus H175. Only problem, it came disassembled. #Lego

1. Do MPs pay tax on the millions they get as salaries and bribes? 2. Content creators pay withholding tax when they work with those companies and there is this other thing called VAT. 3. The problem is not if people pay taxes or not, it's what happens to the money after.

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Samson Ogola

@SamsonOgola

Jun 9

This video by @JalangoMwenyewe summarizes what has ailed Kenya since independence! We are our own enemy! A people who... 1. Shamelessly file NIL RETURNS after showing the world our multi-million mansions and latest top-of-the-range cars. After which we... 2. Arrogantly DEMAND… Show more

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If you ever see this, I'd love to attend a

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lecture live. #BucketList

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4 countries, 3 time zones, 4 days, I need coffee.

I find people who treat dogs like people, calling them "my child" and having conversations with them, very odd.

Kiler Mike ft Ice Cube - Pressure (Official Music Video)

Jun 7

"Black politicians stop bullshittin' And you funky black preachers with your pulpittin' Our kings had dreams and a big vision All you give us is goverment and religion Are you a freedom fighter or a school pigeon?..."

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I'm aways scared of plane takeoffs but for some reason I always pick window seats. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Jun 4

I'm not waiting for those tax exemptions, I've decided to build my own chopper. #Lego

Drug of choice.

Mwarimū Mūtemi wa Kīama

@MutemiWaKiama

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Jun 1

I don't always tell jokes but when I do, Samsung's President of Visual Display Busines thinks I could have a career in comedy.

May 31

Kenyan companies be like: Hiring Fresh Bachelors Grads with Masters degree & 5.0 GPA, 3 years experience with Chat GPT, CPA-K, can design websites, record & edit video, should be able to identify viruses & fight wars. | Note: first 3 years will be on probation and unpaid.

May 30

Whenever I wear a jacket, I randomly start lecturing people.

May 29

"What we seeing is The streets, the cops, the system, harassment (uh-huh) The options, get shot, go to jail, or getcha ass kicked (aight) The lawyers, the part they are of the puzzle (uh-huh) The release, the warning "try not to get in trouble" (damn)..." Who We Be - DMX

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America is such a heartbreaking country.

"Why do you hate me? I came from nothin' Blood sweat and tears, you did not create me How can you doubt me? You don't know shit about me There'd be no West coast without me..." My Name - Xzibit ft. Eminem

May 26

Obligatory birthday selfie.

May 25

Tiny plant ft. Coffee

And who will give jobs to talented European, American and Asian youth jobs, you dim witted waste of oxygen?

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NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

May 24

Give the talented African youth jobs, Ruto tells Europe, America, Asia

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Another one.

Sea lions or something. I don't know, I didn't study geography.

You can now send voice notes on Twitter? 🤦🏾

May 21

Guess who's not emotionally prepared to go back to work tomorrow?

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As opposed to what? Being unaccountable and participating in the wanton theft of the country's money? Oh, wait, you're already doing that.

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Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

President Ruto: I will take personal responsibility for the accountability of resources and taxes of Kenyans

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There's a special place in hell foe people who stop in the middle of public walkways for idle chatter.

It's almost as if he was talking to Kenya's president and his deputy.

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Martha

@AfricasMartha

There’s a pastor who called into Qfm & said “it’s tiring to hear someone remind us about everything that went wrong in prev regime yet he was voted in precisely because Zambians KNOW what went wrong & are aware of how bad things got. He was voted in to resolve not whine” I agree twitter.com/JohnTembo1982/…

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The People’s Watchman

@bonifacemwangi

Congratulations to Noordin Haji for being nominated as the Director General of the National Intelligence Service. In his five years as the Director of Public Prosecution, he ensured that big, untouchable criminals were prosecuted and jailed. Criminals shook and feared the day… Show more

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Tiny plant ft. OJ

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha." Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw April 1914 ~ May 2008

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Naomba kazi tu,i did Electrical and Electronic engineering.Any willing employer anisaidie🙏

May 16

Before Thanos, the Infinity Gauntlet was wielded by the most powerful human in the entire universe and he used it to heal the world.