@morguefixer

@macfixer

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Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    NEVER FORGET 2010 — 2016

    152 retweets 185 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    Wow, this may be big.

  3. 11 hours ago

    Stuff you don't want to hear from a neighboring bathroom stall: Someone streaming Bill O'Reilly yammering on about Wikileaks.

    3 likes
  4. 13 hours ago

    Let me grab my tiny tiny violin…

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. Oct 16 Manhattan, NY

    My favorite moments on SNL: 1)Cracking up in Debbie downer disney 2)Hot tub lovers 3)Rigging 2000 election so that George W beat Al Gore

    5,407 retweets 21,605 likes
  6. Oct 16

    I urge followers: Anytime u see an actual threat of violence on social media related to election, report it to .

    6,093 retweets 7,165 likes
  7. Oct 14

    During election season, it never hurts to check in with the general warning signs from a cult education website:

    3,362 retweets 3,821 likes
  8. Oct 14

    Being told your call is important is the most annoying thing to be told while you wait for your call to be answered.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  9. Oct 14

    “In The Future®, your web browsing will create precision-crafted ads specific to your likes!”

    1 like
  10. Oct 14

    1947 test pilot Chuck Yeager hit Mach 1.06, breaking sound "barrier," for the 1st time in history, in Bell X-1

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. Oct 14

    Know what's sad? is probably never going to make a "I Love The 2000s" for 2016 - even though there's a ton of material there. 📺 😕

  12. Oct 13

    Retweet only if you know someone who was sexually assaulted but didn't come forward for fear of being shamed and blamed.

    28,096 retweets 13,296 likes
  13. Apr 7

    Myth: Open offices result in massive collaboration. Reality: 2 people loudly collaborate; 30 must wear headphones to get any work done.

    7,884 retweets 7,374 likes
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  15. Oct 12

    Getting the hang of Super Mario Run, thanks to Miyamoto-san and his awesome team at Nintendo!

    6,402 retweets 14,605 likes
  16. Oct 12

    JUST IN: Pentagon on missiles targeting US ship: "We will respond to this threat at the appropriate time and in the appropriate manner."

    34 retweets 29 likes
  17. Oct 12

    I swear - it’s like the entire office is trying to get me sick. 😷

    1 like
  18. Oct 12

    Rudy Giuliani told Trump supporters on Wednesday that he couldn't remember seeing Clinton after 9/11 but...

    293 retweets 310 likes
  19. Oct 11

    Good morning. You will have to say no to things to say yes to your work. It will be worth it. This is from 2009.

    13,910 retweets 45,748 likes
  20. Oct 12

    Things have gotten bad.

    203 retweets 808 likes
  21. Oct 11

    I dedicate Halloween to one of the heroes we lost this year. Miss u everyday, Adult Purple Rock Star :(

    9,202 retweets 20,337 likes

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