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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    The President of the United States doesn’t know which state Kansas City is in.

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    look i’m not casting aspersions on Clive Palmer’s nephew’s character or anything but let’s just say ladies, don’t go near any train tracks when he’s close by

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    The EU now has 1 GB of free space

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    I’m in Rome. So many Italian restaurants here.

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    30. sij

    Paul phoned me and asked me to join. That’s what got me into The Beatles.

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    29. sij

    There is apparently no problem the Australian government thinks can’t be solved by locking people up on an island

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    27. sij

    Tech has disrupted by inventing... handkerchiefs? They’ve discovered handkerchiefs.

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    27. sij

    Man who severed thumb in industrial accident has it replaced with toe to continue working as cobbler

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    22. sij

    So I said to my dentist, "Do you have something that will make my teeth whiter?" He said, "Try polish." I said, "Masz coś, co sprawi, że moje zęby będą bielsze?"

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    15. sij

    Hans Moleman Productions presents Spanish Man Trying To Say ‘Chuck A Uey’

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  12. 24. sij

    I guess there is...

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    23. sij

    Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

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  14. 20. sij

    is there a rule around not responding to "breach of contract" questions?

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  15. 20. sij

    Can we please just all agree to use "slash" instead?

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    17. sij

    Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams. Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams. Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.

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    16. sij

    Date: Why are you so nervous? Me: I've never seen talking fruit before

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    Air quality is so poor in Melbourne today you can't even smell the Lush store until you're just 4 blocks from it.

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    7. sij

    In 1982, Colgate launched a beef lasagna. That is all.

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  20. 8. sij

    Note the old ticket window on the right.

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