Hipster yelled at me to take the brakes off my fixie.
As I passed him.
Wearing boat shoes.
#socutepdx
@xefyr It's 2013! Of course I have a mobile phone. It has an alarm clock! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola_Fone …
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@lynaghk most people want to read their phone in the dark. Yours is better suited to bright daylight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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