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I’ll do it and just shitpost about the prequels and who shot first
No money in the world is worth the stress this could put on youhttps://twitter.com/MEOjobs/status/1343182554409689088 …
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Oh my god it better offer a free therapist, Star Wars fans are vindictive chuds most of the time.
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*Pauses, finger hovering over the "apply" button.*
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I mean, my first month at my current job was handling the online reaction to the Xbox One announcement.
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All characters are cancelled except Yurael Poof and Glupp Shitto
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*Applies for the job* 3 seconds later... *Develops a ridiculous amount of stress wrinkles, hair turns gray and falls out, blood pressure spikes*
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Alternate joke: The "types of headaches" chart, but "Star Wars Social Media Manager" is the one with the completely red head. Or it's just exploded.
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I’d only ever do it to leak evidence of the China camps.
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The stress will cause you to look like Snoke within 72 hours.
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They key is just not to give a shit about Star Wars. It worked for Disney, it'll work for me.
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