Still Dating your mom
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Inadvertent male hero who is bitter at the world and stumbles through his adventure constantly pining for his wife and how much he misses her, only for her to show up at the end of the game and tell him his constant adventuring is why she left him
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... so... uncharted 3?
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I got a divorce notice the other day. The name on the envelope said Mary, my wife's name...
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Pyramid Head following him around with the prenuptial he signed.
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Because pining for a dead spouse has far less creep-stalker vibe than, "they left me alone, I'm gonna murder my way through limbo to get them back..."
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in this instance i think “a dead person can’t write a letter” has more impact than “a divorced person can’t write a letter”
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No if you replaced Mary being dead with divorced but kept everything else the same it would be 100% better
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James did divorce, just physically rather than legally
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