Still Dating your mom
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imagine if someone woke up from a decade long coma and read this.
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you dont pspsps a dog, you just pat your thighs and watch as they run 20mph to you completely unrestrained with excitment
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Max was unenthused at the psspsspspsps which means it's wasted on dogs and betrays cats.
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sometimes i do psspspsps to the dog here and even doing that, im still getting ignored...
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I HAVE to pspsspps my dog. She will not acknowledge you otherwise, and even then it's only a 30% chance...
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they 100% wont aknowledge pspspsping i wonder if they dont like the sound or, as society, they respect boundaries with felines
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Huh, I just realized that I have never pspspsed at a dog.
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I catched myself doing it the other day and didnt work, however squatting and opening arms did..
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I have never once in my life psspspsed a dog. How dare you even think of doing so smh
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there is one thing i learned from cats 2019 and it's that "a cat is not a dog" so i think it is disrepectful to cats
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