Still Dating your mom
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If you didn't have a dad, or are not cool with him, I will be your dad for the day What's up bud? Wanna play some Forty Nine? hehe I'm cooking my special chili wanna watch some netflix with it? Netflix and Chili! I love you buddy
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this older fella kept relocating his post menopausal wife to different parts of the cafe evidently they were having a discussion and she didn't have her hearing aide when asked about it he said he was having trouble with reception on his mobile hotspot
Do you know why there are no round swords? because they are pointless!
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how can one tell if a flesh wound is something that requires medical intervention or was just a point well taken?
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