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He is one smooth dude
What's the weirdest date u ever had? I once met a dude who wanted to hang at a mall, we talked no spark so friends he was OK with it We went for my groceries Then he picked up some expensive chocolates and put it on the belt 'for u' BUT I HAD TO PAY FOR THEM I'M STILL MAD
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Smooth as a box of nails haha
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I've never been on a date lmaoooo
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Thats hilarious lmao i would laugh and then walk away.
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omg i had a somewhat similar date before. we hung out at the mall and like walked around and talked, no spark or anything so we were just like "lets hang out again" and then our mutual friend messages me like "omg you 2 wud be so cute together" and i'm just like "ok yeah no"
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Pub date. Dude made a joke saying that I looked like I wanted to bolt, I tried to explain about my anxiety (which I was only just getting to grips with), he said he was going out for a cigarette and 20 minutes later I realised he wasn't coming back. And he left me with the bill.
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Took a girl I met online to the aquarium. It clear there just wasn't that spark. We walked around and looked at the fish. She asked me to buy her a stuffed dolphin (it's like $30!) and I said 'no'. It was just awkward after that.
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Hey she tried
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Eh, pretty pedestrian for me. Met at a bookstore. Talked about nothing but their ex. Said "Ijustwanttobefriends!" upon parting.
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