Still Dating your mom
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So annoying.
Gas station outside of town, 3 AM I'm a clerk Four tall shadowy figures enter, grab all the flamin hot cheetos and white claws ME: sup guys, the usual I see, that would be $45 They extend their tentacles, dropping solid gold ME: dude, you need to stop doing this, jesus
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I knew Jesus had tentacles
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Do they know how hard it is to make change for gold?
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What kind of gift is acceptable to give to your new neighbor, which is also a cosmic horror?
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“Bro I don’t have a space in the cash register for gold, I don’t know where to put it. Also I have like 20 bucks in here so I can’t make change.”
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This would make a good pilot for a sitcom about the night shift at this gas station convenience store that deals with all this supernatural stuff. I'd watch that.
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