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Painting with John is streaming on HBO Max
johnlurieart.comJoined August 2012
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Feels like someone snuck into my room and beat me with a baseball bat while I was sleeping.
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Every time Missionary Tom came out to speak, it would start to rain and he would ran back to his hut.
Anthropologists feel that this saved the village.
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guess not. fuck
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I wonder if someone could talk Tony Romo into sticking his tongue to a metal pole during halftime.
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Toward the end, she would sit on the porch and see things that may or may not have been there.
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Once, a long time ago,
Mike Breen, "the Knicks have fallen behind by three."
Clyde, "yes, and this is how they lost last night, by falling behind."
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Closet filled with Clown Parts
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I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
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I just blocked Skip Bayless.
Felt so good that I unblocked him and then blocked him again.
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These are the fish who triumphed over the language that tried to destroy them.
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2023 is just wonderful. Isn't it?
I don't know why we didn't come here sooner.
Luscious.
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Rammell finally getting a little something
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Hip-hop iconoclast Rammellzee's prolific art has long been obscured. That's starting to change latimes.com/entertainment-
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This is an amazing sentence because it doesn't make any sense, yet still displays hostility.
Very good Kevin!
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I hope the atheists got tons of gifts to evolve out of nothing under their tree today.
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"I hate birthdays." Jesus of Nazareth
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When I was a kid, I was disappointed that Rodan never got the same notoriety as Godzilla.
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More than anything, it is just sad what is happening to Twitter. It could have been an amazing thing.
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A Gift from a Friend
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Wordle almost got me.
Haven't miss a word since "Fjord."
Fucking Fjord.
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I think Bol Bol is a thing of exceptional beauty.
Moves me to watch him.
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