Sebastian Wiesner

@lunaryorn

I write code with Scala, Monads, Appicatives and stuff. I like cats & unicorns. Against fascism and imperialism.

Munich, Germany
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Joined July 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 21

    The Art of Software Development is not writing code. It's figuring out what code doesn't need to be written.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    Ich versteh‘ diesen Spanier nicht… 😕🤔

  3. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Do they still sell TVs with no features? I am in the market and want a TV that does absolutely nothing but play what it receives over HDMI

    It's 2017 and my TV takes forever to start up because android 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
    69 replies 83 retweets 428 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Nov 4

    Peak capitalism

    Lmao
    4 retweets 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Nov 4

    Leute, die in der vollen U-Bahn ihren Rucksack abnehmen und an Stationen aussteigen, damit andere leichter raus können sind die Besten!

    2 replies 11 retweets 51 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Nov 3

    This is why we laughed at your “we’re going to stop abuse and harassment” grandstanding post-Rose McGowan incident, and . You continue to allow this kind of racism because you think it helps your bottom line. It’s embarrassing.

    63 replies 1,738 retweets 4,459 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Nov 2

    Fuck your block chain Fuck your crypto currency Fuck your imaginary techno utopia built out of my burning world

    126 replies 1,863 retweets 2,931 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Nov 2

    …and all I did on my last day at Twitter was write a stupid blog post. This person is a hero and 🤞 the first of many.

    Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review.
    2 replies 9 retweets 73 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Nov 2

    Employee of the year.

    Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review.
    5 retweets 17 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Oct 26

    How to collect feedback on a bike-shedding prone topic. From

    3 retweets 10 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Nov 2

    Proposal: Newer version-string scheme for the Java SE Platform and the JDK:

    20 replies 132 retweets 185 likes
  12. Nov 2

    Of course that’s only because it’s much harder to upgrade scalaz 🙈

    Say what you want about scalaz but the fact that they publish even 7.0 for Scala 2.12 makes we very very happy 😊
  13. Nov 2

    Say what you want about scalaz but the fact that they publish even 7.0 for Scala 2.12 makes we very very happy 😊

  14. Nov 2

    Am cornered in binary compatibility issues between Cats, Catbird & Finagle 😭

  15. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    If anyone has a question about the organizers of being blatantly sexist, here's a tweet one of them sent me last year:

    15 replies 99 retweets 251 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    Speakers are people, not props. 🙅 Here's why I withdrew from : RT for visibility please 🙏

    155 replies 1,289 retweets 1,421 likes
  17. Nov 1

    I like how Typescript gradually pushes a whole ecosystem towards more type safety ❤️

    0:09
    IT'S ALIVE! TypeScript 2.6 is here with spooktacular strictFunctionTypes and other scary-good features!
  18. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    WTFs Per Minute is a good metric, but lately "Interesting; I wonder why they did that" seems to be more conducive to my own mental health

    5 replies 16 retweets 43 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    basically the entire reason we keep using shitty languages all over software is the ghost of "Nobody ever got fired for choosing IBM"

    3 replies 28 retweets 103 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    I just saw a TV reporter pronouncing it as ‘aloo akbar’ which literally translates to ‘potatoes are the greatest’

    For the record, "Allahu Akbar" has no inherent political/violent connotation meriting instant terror diagnosis.I say it like 20 times a day.
    3,047 replies 50,708 retweets 149,736 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    native-packager 1.3.2 is out. Thanks for all the hotfix contributions 😘 we try to release more frequently from now on.

    1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes

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