Alicorn

@luminousalicorn

Novelist, cook, snake-handler, mysteriously lit by an interior glow. Immortal bisexual polyamorous superbeing.

Berkeley
Joined October 2012

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  1. I was all excited to tweet "well, this is laborious" but it's actually not? I'm just kind of lying here being intermittently uncomfy.

  2. I can't not read "connectome" as "connect to me".

  3. A boxful of baby things arrived. One of the toys is gloriously stimmy.

  4. Cook a chopped apple with cinnamon & butter till soft. Add brown sugar and 2Tbsp cream cheese, stir till melted. Mix with oatmeal. Nom.

  5. If Bulbasaur had other plants on its back 🍃 [Artist: butt-berry] 🎨

  6. It's very convenient that I can defend my decision to have my offspring sleep in a cardboard box by reference to the Finns.

  7. Can we all agree to stop saying "Type I" and "Type II" errors and just say "false positives" and "false negatives"?

  8. "Sopapillas are vegan?" "Yeah! I mean, you put honey on them. But I don't think we know any *insane* vegans."

  9. Apparently Googlers use 4x3 monitors. This explains their design encroachment on precious vertical real estate.

  10. Due to an unforeseen security event on our network, we advise all users to change their password, telephone number, and mother’s maiden name

  11. Plugging Kaminiwa's Superpower of the Day project, which now has its own site:

  12. ...it only occurred to me just now that I could probably cut butter into dry ingredients in, like, a food processor, instead of by hand.

  13. There are only three dinner parties remaining before I stop scheduling them until further notice/figuring out how to dinner party with baby.

  14. I wonder if I could cultivate stress baking. Like, in addition to "I really want pecan bars" baking, not instead.

  15. The lady teaching the class was talking about women who suddenly needed to wash the car, or the ceiling. WHAT IS THAT LIKE?

  16. Apparently Weird Nesting Behavior is a sometime sign of impending labor. It sounds really interesting and I hope I get to experience it.

  17. "I'm not sure it's possible to read Chuck Tingle books unironically"

  18. If you tell me that I should be sure to consume some piece of media unspoiled, you've announced you're unqualified to recommend me media.

  19. Eggs dry off really quickly. Why is that?

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