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I was all excited to tweet "well, this is laborious" but it's actually not? I'm just kind of lying here being intermittently uncomfy.
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I can't not read "connectome" as "connect to me".
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A boxful of baby things arrived. One of the toys is gloriously stimmy.
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Cook a chopped apple with cinnamon & butter till soft. Add brown sugar and 2Tbsp cream cheese, stir till melted. Mix with oatmeal. Nom.
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If Bulbasaur had other plants on its back
[Artist: butt-berry]
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It's very convenient that I can defend my decision to have my offspring sleep in a cardboard box by reference to the Finns.
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Can we all agree to stop saying "Type I" and "Type II" errors and just say "false positives" and "false negatives"?
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"Sopapillas are vegan?" "Yeah! I mean, you put honey on them. But I don't think we know any *insane* vegans."
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Apparently Googlers use 4x3 monitors. This explains their design encroachment on precious vertical real estate.
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Due to an unforeseen security event on our network, we advise all users to change their password, telephone number, and mother’s maiden name
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Plugging Kaminiwa's Superpower of the Day project, which now has its own site: https://superpoweroftheday.wordpress.com/
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...it only occurred to me just now that I could probably cut butter into dry ingredients in, like, a food processor, instead of by hand.
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There are only three dinner parties remaining before I stop scheduling them until further notice/figuring out how to dinner party with baby.
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I wonder if I could cultivate stress baking. Like, in addition to "I really want pecan bars" baking, not instead.
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The lady teaching the class was talking about women who suddenly needed to wash the car, or the ceiling. WHAT IS THAT LIKE?
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Apparently Weird Nesting Behavior is a sometime sign of impending labor. It sounds really interesting and I hope I get to experience it.
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"I'm not sure it's possible to read Chuck Tingle books unironically"
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If you tell me that I should be sure to consume some piece of media unspoiled, you've announced you're unqualified to recommend me media.
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Eggs dry off really quickly. Why is that?
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