Alicorn

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn 7h7 hours ago

I feel like I would do so many more things if I were telekinetic and could set them up without getting out of my chair.

Hariant ‏@MoogleHariant Jul 22

"the worst that can happen is they can say no" doesn't account for the fact that people think less of you when they explicitly reject you

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 21

Spouse is playing Psychonauts. Every sound that game emits seems calculated for maximum infuriating irritation. Repetitive, too.

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 20

Hope: "...I'm also reasonably well set up to be the *antagonist*." Marvel: "BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED: DUDES."

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 20

"But have you considered: cheap lazy B-plot emotional arc about filial tension." "But have you considered: DUDES."

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 20

Hope: "I could be the protagonist." Marvel: "But have you considered: the property is called 'Ant-*Man*'."

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 20

So, I liked Ant-Man, but it was screaming at itself for much of its duration about how it wanted Hope to be the protagonist.

Böb Jänke ‏@Bob_Janke 11 Jun 2014

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators

Shanley ‏@shanley Jul 16

Podcasts: Please post FULL TRANSCRIPTS of your shows. This makes it more accessible and the content easier to search and cite.

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 11

I love, love, love, this article about personhood, society, and the civilizing process: http://www.meltingasphalt.com/personhood-a-game-for-two-or-more-players/ …

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 10

Rice and beaaaaans (It was a huge breakthrough when I learned the way to get liquidy restaurant-type refrieds involved... adding water.)

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 9

I don't want to be a sort of person who issues ultimatums, so I didn't, but it's kinda deflating to find that it wouldn't even have worked.

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 9

"Albacore sounds like white power music."

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 8

Put my sister in a Katniss braid :D

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 8

It's requirements about the contents of my head & constantly-shifting terminology & conflicting absolute requirements that make my head spin

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 8

I wish SJ people would give me more simple instructions. Like "worlds with no white people in them are cool". I can do that, that's easy.

Quillwraith ‏@Quillwraith Jul 8

@maxgladstone @DjangoWexler 'X FOR THE X GOD' FOR THE 'X FOR THE X GOD' GOD! RECURSION FOR THE RECURSION THRONE!

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 7

"Has anyone turned human hair into yarn?" "I mean it'd be like a dreadlock. Knitting with dreadlocks would be weird." "Don't be racist."

Alicorn ‏@luminousalicorn Jul 7

My sister calls my husband "bro" like constantly. They get along super well and it's adorable.