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    Feb 1

    Really excited about our EP coming out soon. Here's a brand new song from it, I think you'll like it. </3 :(

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  2. Celtics would've won

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  3. JR Smith that dude in the crew that is a blast to hang with for two hours at the bar until he drives the entire night into a volcano.

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  4. Greatest player in NBA history's legacy being wasted because the 4th-8th best players colluded (via Robert Mueller) to have a safe space??

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  5. a 3 is cowardly just like a 50 yard TD bomb.

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  6. Shooting 3s in basketball is as exciting as a field goal in football

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  7. MGTOW (dm for recipe)

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  8. . has gone to Chappaquiddick for the weekend and I'm nervous Ted Kennedy's ghost is going to drown her in the bay.

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  9. RIP you bitch. He broke a window in our own apartment one late night to get in after a bender, leading to the cops waking me out of bed and pointing a gun at my dick while I stood their naked not knowing what was going on.

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  10. We've also got a long standing promise that if one of us ever dies on some bullshit, we're going to eschew hagiography and talk about exactly how big a piece of shit the other one was at the funeral, with various receipts.

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  11. We're lucky to have that. Maybe you have someone like that and you don't know it yet. It can be scary to say it out loud cause you're worried the other person is gonna turn it into a whole fucking thing. Some of your friends will be weird about it, but one of them won't.

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  12. And we joke about it. Buddy, if you're looking for reasons why the world isn't shit, you came to the wrong guy. Not everyone can do black humor about it I understand. But for us, it's a blood letting, to say the words and have them heard. You've said them, and it seems silly.

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  13. My old friend and I have an understanding. We both want to go under at various points. And when we do we tell the other one. Obviously everyone's experience is different so please don't mistake this as a solution or answer not my intention

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  14. Love too achieve good glute activation thereby avoiding stress on the lumbar and hamstrings.

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  15. I'm creying The Critic Whose Olive Garden Review Went Viral Remembers How Anthony Bourdain Spoke Up For Her

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    Today would’ve been our beautiful Henry’s 3rd birthday. If you’d like to give him a little gift, you can make a donation to : or : He loved everyone in those organizations very much.

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  18. I would even like MAGA chuds and gun pervs and conspiracy racists to experience good mental health, albeit after years of brutal soul searching therapy that breaks them down

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  19. And this of course is from someone with a lot of privilege that absolves me from the worst of it.

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  20. Cubs, Eagles, Caps, they’re handing out wins to every suffering fan base like it’s almost closing time and the inventory’s gonna spoil anyway.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Hello. My band is playing Saturday at with , Furanimal and Deep Secret. It will fill up fast so grab a ticket or come early if you'd like to come look at me cry about my feelings for 35-40 minutes.

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