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A lot of writers are doing a here's the best of what I published this year but I'm not going to do that this year because sending traffic to the sites I write for doesn't benefit me at this point and they already paid me. Instead here are some good Hell World's to check out.
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Dana Loesch come to Emo Night and then get kicked outpic.twitter.com/puscVNwghw
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Love this Front Bottoms songhttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1028996374174593025 …
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Gambled correctly
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I’m blocked so can’t see what this says but I’ll give it a blind go fuck your self bitch https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1081206968583368704 …
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Poor olde Louke, with his myriad maladies, sat in the corner alone, drinking meade & ale, grimacing until death.
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What makes them think that ah wait is this a quote tweet trap so the story goes viral when everyone does the same joke fuck it I need the likes anywayhttps://twitter.com/nymag/status/1081334229248684033?s=21 …
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One cool thing about the writing biz is when you get an assignment in August for a big pub, do 12+ interviews in early Sept, your computer dies, do it all over again, turn in a 4k word draft late Sept then are still wondering when or if it it will run in January!
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I was walking down the hall to Radiology and I saw the doctor who normally treats me from another department and we both got surprised for a second like what the fuck is this guy I know doing here then we remembered who we each were.
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“Like many of the new, younger members of Congress for whom social media sparring is their natural lingua franca, Ocasio-Cortez fired back a swift rebuke.”https://gu.com/p/acegt/stw
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[NPR voice] President Deals was 'on one' today...
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Wait I quoted the wrong tweet, eh too late now fuck it.
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What a PC little babyhttps://twitter.com/AndyBCampbell/status/1081301469129777158 …
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luke o'neil Retweeted
@bathroom @mishkaafrances welcome to the bathroom baby you're gonna diiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Do I know any people of color who got jammed up for possession or DUI and would be willing to talk about all the pain in the ass hoops you have to jump through after for an interview? Would be anonymous. DM open.
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It sucks so bad I cannot overstate how bad it sucks shit I almost had to quit halfway through
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An officer-involved shooting is the euphemism for when a gun goes off on its own and kills a person through the magic of the passive voice. It’s weird to me how the cop voice is so passive but everything they do is filled with escalating action.https://lukeoneil.substack.com/p/the-swat-team-came-to-save-him-from-098 …
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If anyone would know about what a foul mouth tastes like it's the Momma's Good Pee Drinking Boy himself https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1081201199108554752 …
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This is some M. Night Shyamalan level twist shit herehttps://twitter.com/BachelorABC/status/1080890244264808453 …
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When you really don’t care about anything but love authoritypic.twitter.com/ENqUjwEZkN
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