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Probably even more free writing after Twitter implodes.
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LukeZero
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patreon.com/zeropointcomedyJoined September 2007
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DO NOT REVERSE POLARITY OF HANDWASHING ZONE
Gay people have always been around. It used to be more dangerous to be out. It became less dangerous with time. More people felt comfortable being out. That’s literally it. Stop being weird about this shit get a job
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Got to write about fun science again last night and it's like a forgotten electrical system relit in my brain
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"WE GLIMPSED YOU THROUGH THE MURK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ABYSS AND
>Kshhhh HUUUUH<
WE REALLY LIKE YOUR VIBE"
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Photographed around the year 1911, Chester E. Macduffee, an inventor, introduced his recently patented diving suit made of aluminum alloy weighing 250 kg (551 lbs). According to an article published in Popular Mechanics magazine in 1914, this innovative suit was successfully used… Show more
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So many dipshits trying to gatekeep hobbies which have already torn up all the fences
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"Have you ever bowled a century, 47?"
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The tables are set for a celebration of Henry Kissinger at 100, hosted by @EconClubNY at the Yale Club.
What would you ask Dr. Kissinger?
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You want to say Liu Bei but dang there's a lot of ups and downs in that life.
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If you had to join one of these warriors, which would it be?
Liu Bei, Sun Quan or Cao Cao?
#WoLongFallenDynasty
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Name a bigger upgrade
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Name a bigger upgrade. twitter.com/Tyranicus/stat…
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There's a song called STARSHIP VELOCIRAPTOR so you can close that cellar door forever
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Explaining to arriving billionaires that their money no longer means shit and that this thing I'm handing them is a mop
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If you lived on Mars, what would your job be?
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Behold my beautiful birthday present from Dr X, a custom pen holder ready to rotate to reflect each day!
(And yes I can hear the noise every time I rotate from one to the other. the other transformers noise)
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NEOM concept art is all "the first twenty minutes of a video game before everything goes to shit"
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Architecting, a new fad of using AI to cut the Architect into the third act of every action movie and forcing it to freestyle a pseudollectual explanation.
"Ah, Mister Dutch, but uh predation is a logical consequence of the sum of the remainder of predatory practices..."
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Woe betide any who'd separate them
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Show me your favorite television character of all time. twitter.com/irishlad444/st…
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It's always been the case, but the more drones permeate popular culture the more obvious it becomes Iron Man is a fetish thing.
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Where Space Marines take bold steps into galactic diplomacy (and onto troublesome citizens)
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The future is now neither grim nor dark, but the soldiers must press on with a new life in Nice Marines! technicaldifficultiespod.com/episodes/2023/
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I know you lot have some good suggestions for this: Dr X wants a cocktail for the end of the universe. (As in real drink, though but necessarily a mix that existed previously, bonus points for your why!)
I need at least a thesis, philosophy textbook, and public awareness campaign on this phrase
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Today's task just dungeon slimed me, I thought I'd finish but instead it's become several smaller and more annoying tasks
Science Counts Out The Gods!
My 5 year old has been using an iPad with app time limits less than an hour, spread over three days, and already worked out how to reset the limit.
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I’m writing a book about the women of Star Trek and their cultural effect called Open A Channel. If you are in the medical field and were inspired by Trek, or if you were inspired by the women of Enterprise, would you email me at nanastrekbook@gmail.com? Thank you!!!!!
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False positives, if anyone stays after you turn up wearing this then they wanted dinner and a screw no matter what, you could have recited wookiepedia.
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.Stanford student @bryanhpchiang created rizzGpt, a monocle you wear that displays chatGPT output to tell you what to say in case you get tongue tied on a date. He calls it “CaaS” or charisma-as-a-service.
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You're a micromanager who routinely denies healthcare as you send at will employees to clean up your inherited estate
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Describe a favorite video game badly:
A crime simulator where you break into people's houses to look for copper wire and bath salts to steal.
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Made the rookie error of starting a The Ninth book wanting to find out what happened after the cliffhanger of the previous book. Now enjoying a brilliant new story which will doubtless weave into that whole when it goddamn feels like it
When a task turns out to be bigger than expected, so you retcon the to-do list with extra items, enabling a satisfactory number of ticks
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Heard someone describe something as "Real Thunderbirds retrorockets level flames" which is how I know I'm listening to the right podcasts
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I swear this dog's drifting
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Replying to @_B___S
Here I comes to helps my friend and btw what is money?
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Is there any good little hydrodynamics game? Arcade or puzzler about fluid flow and obstacles?
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Not just checked out but turned off, when it went from reheated leftovers to reheated leftovers to spitefully contrary.
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HOLLYWOOD: We will never stop making sequels
ME: Dredd?
HOLLYWOOD: No.
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