You go back in time and tell [person] that [bad thing] will happen if they don't [do something]. As soon as they are convinced, you vanish, because in the new timeline, there was no need for you to go back in time.
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Unfortunately, you vanish *precisely* at the moment that the person is convinced -- mid-sentence, actually! This abrupt disappearance shocks and confuses the person, instilling a degree of doubt... you see where this is going.
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Each time the person swings doubtful, you reappear to persuade them again; but you can never remain corporeal long enough to convince them permanently.
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Right up until the moment [bad thing] actually occurs, your poor subject is still wobbling between 49% and 51% doubtful. Despite your repeated interventions, you've been unable to reduce the chance of catastrophe lower than a coin toss.
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Replying to @lukechampine
So I show them this thread and they’ll know I disappear the moment they’re convinced!
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Replying to @anchorice
That *might* work. However, we should probably assume that any objects you brought back in time will vanish along with you. So you start showing them a print-out of this thread...but you and the print-out vanish before the person can finish reading.
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Replying to @lukechampine @anchorice
Perhaps you could win by writing on contemporary paper with a contemporary pencil. You'd just have to be careful not to do so in the presence of the person; otherwise, you would likely disappear halfway through writing.
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Replying to @anchorice @lukechampine
Alright say I write it on a folded napkin before revealing it to them. Once they unfold read and comprehend it, I disappear, the writing disappears... but does the thought/understanding of my warning in their head disappear too?
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Replying to @anchorice @lukechampine
Sheesh the whole moment of my existence back in time disappears, the person completely forgets it as the memory no longer exists, and I flash in and out of existence in an endless paradox. This is a terrible fate
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I guess it depends on the rules of time travel you're operating under, but yeah, that's the scenario I had in mind when I wrote this: rapidly appearing and disappearing in a manner that leaves your subject ~50% bewildered.
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