Lukas Eder

@lukaseder

How many DBA to change a lightbulb? One to many. Will tweet about all things , , and

St. Gallen, Switzerland
jooq.org
Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 2

    People always ask me "Why is the database called Oracle?" Simple: You offer it a substantial financial sacrifice, you then ask it a question, and you have no idea how it came up with the answer.

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  2. 10 hours ago

    Google shuts down GoogleWhat?

    The end of Google+ ... and potentially a major data breach
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    12 hours ago

    Amit: How new-lines affect the Linux kernel performance

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  4. 20 hours ago

    How can SQLite not even have a built-in LOG/LN function?

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  5. 21 hours ago

    Right. I keep forgetting o_O

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  6. Retweeted
    Oct 7

    "I have long ago removed all unit and integration tests from the public repositories. [...] a lot of the business value lies in the tests" A very interesting write-up from on building a successful business around his open-source jOOQ library.

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  7. 21 hours ago

    Might need to update your page, Interestingly, the FILTER clause has been supported for window functions only, not for aggregate functions //

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  8. Retweeted
    Oct 3

    One of the best diagrams I’ve seen so far explaining the value of deploying often.

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  9. 22 hours ago

    The future is remote

    In San Jose (median home: $1.1M) teachers are commuting 4 hours a day and 1 in 7 teachers quit each year. The school district wants to build housing for the teachers. Naturally 5,000 locals signed a petition against it because it might lower home values
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    Oct 7

    I have noticed an anti-fork strategy in some semi open source projects: don't open source the tests, so the source code can't reasonably be worked with. Why "open source" at all then?

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  11. Oct 7

    Where Do I Fit? - A Brief Game About Social Interaction

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  12. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    Running the tests again without saving your changes

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  13. Retweeted
    Oct 6

    Making Money When all the Industry Wants is Free Beer – The Business Behind ⁦⁩ by ⁦⁩

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    Oct 6

    We use too many damn modals.

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    Sep 26

    Being in infosec for so long takes its toll. I've come to the conclusion that if you give a data point to a company, they will eventually sell it, leak it, lose it or get hacked and relieved of it. There really don't seem to be any exceptions, and it gets depressing.

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    Oct 6

    When warning my 9 yo son about how Youtube works, I found that the most concise way to describe Google to him was "an evil monopoly." That was a surprise. I've always been a Google fan. But there was no other way to describe Youtube.

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    Oct 3

    26-year old Miyu Kojima works for a company that cleans up after kodokushi (孤独死) or lonely deaths: a Japanese phenomenon of people dying alone and remaining undiscovered for a long period of time. She then recreates miniature replicas of the apartments.

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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    KILL THE MONOLITH! The monolith is your enemy and microservices are your saviour! * * (T's & C's: Unless you are in the 99% of dev teams where monoliths are by far and away the most pragmatic and efficient software architecture for build, delivery and maintenance)

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    Oct 5

    Retweet if you know why the corner is being taped...

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  20. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    This is incredible. Banksy artwork "Girl With Red Balloon" is auctioned at Sotheby's. Bidding goes to £860,000 at which point it is declared sold. Suddenly alarm goes off and shredder starts INSIDE FRAME. Picture drops through shredder and is destroyed. (via )

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    Oct 3

    Interesting points about open source vs commercial

    Part 2 of the blog series: Making Money When all the Industry Wants is Free Beer
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