Luke Stevens

@lukargo

My father was Darth Vader. Designer/Developer. Just bought a Keurig. Creator of Camulum () and Tabvention ()

Milwaukee, WI
Joined May 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Apr 2015

    Addicted to tabs? You don't need an intervention, you need a Tabvention. Available now at (My Easter weekend project)

  2. Jun 2

    "You want Brandy in an old fashioned???" We're definitely not in Milwaukee anymore, Dorothy.

  3. Retweeted
    May 23

    The more code you have in the app delegate the faster your app will be. App Delegate = closest thing to the CPU.

  4. May 24

    When listicles go too far:

  5. May 15

    Schools should start supplementing their DARE anti-drug classes with a self-defense class called "Don't You Dare".

  6. Apr 24

    Life advice: a good credit rating is worth more to you than whatever you're thinking about buying that you can't afford.

  7. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Figure out what you’re good at. Then figure out how to use it to benefit yourself and others. Then figure out how to really love it.

  8. Apr 11

    Just a thought. The rules in place should encourage people to get to the 'middle class', not to encourage them to stay where they are.

  9. Apr 11

    ...ineligible for many benefits. For example, in Milwaukee if you make $30k instead of $29k, your rent for a unit will double.

  10. Apr 11

    It's a flawed system that poor people are practically incentivized to stay poor since moving above certain income restrictions makes them...

  11. Apr 9

    Find myself wishing I got a 65" TV now that I have the space on my TV stand. An unquenchable thirst for TV power has corrupted many a man.

  12. Apr 9

    Get ripped without spending countless hours in the gym. Buy all the equipment the gym has and use it at home! No more long hours in the gym!

  13. Apr 1

    The current trend of super distressed jeans will be out of style by 2018. You heard it here first.

  14. Feb 21

    And how does it possibly save time? 😆

  15. Feb 21

    Never understood the whole "brush your teeth in the shower" thing. If you aren't shampooing or washing yourself, why are you in the shower?

  16. Feb 21

    Mistakingly bought mint body wash and am now walking around smelling like a giant shot of Rumple Minze.

  17. Feb 16

    But how do you respond if you made a "New year, new me" status update?

  18. Feb 8

    Elizabeth Warren is trying to look like a "take no shit badass" to appeal to Sanders fans for future votes in the next election. Not working

  19. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    Tries to fix bug for hours. Goes away, comes back, solves in 10 minutes.

  20. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    Not really how I imagined the second coming

  21. Jan 17

    Most overused word of 2016: bigot.

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