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@lufinkey

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Cincinnati, Ohio
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 15

    I like how companies call discounts "deals", as if there's some benevolent individual out there negotiating on our behalf for a lower price on fucking water

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  2. Jun 30

    🤔

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 26

    This is the platform that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ran on and she WON! We need more candidates like this.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006

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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    Might I also humbly suggest organizing your society differently so not everyone is miserable all the time

    Rise in U.S. suicides highlights need for new depression drugs
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  6. Jun 5

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  7. Jun 5

    Finally found a job that matches my skillset

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  8. Jun 4

    Being against a company who has betrayed their user base on more than one occasion and only recently stopped being anti open-source because they realized their garbage OS was dying and developers hated their APIs is now considered "bigotry", apparently

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  9. Jun 4

    Microsoft even admits it on their own news site

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  10. Jun 4

    Lmao Bloomberg updated the article to defend Microsoft. As if they weren't doing everything in their power to stop Linux's rise in popularity only 5 years ago...

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  11. Jun 3

    Well it's official, goddammit. Fucking capitalism.

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  12. Jun 3

    And in case anybody wants to know why this sucks, basically we all know how Microsoft operates and that they'll just use it as another platform to push their shitty products

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  13. Jun 3

    It's been a day since this news came out and I haven't seen any positive responses to this. Nobody wants this to happen.

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  14. Jun 2

    Fuuuuuuck

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  15. Jun 1

    Who is she

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  16. May 30

    Britta sold out

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  17. Retweeted
    May 30

    There are a lot of problems with living life under modernity, but the most insidious is the alarm clock. We have built a society where every day starts with disappointment that it has begun.

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  18. May 17

    I didn't even know you could get direct messages on youtube

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  19. May 10

    what the fuck is so great about cursive

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  20. May 4

    Was out boolin last night

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  21. May 3

    Writer: I want to make a TV show about people that steal things. I'll call it "Heist". Netflix exec: nah that's not specific enough. People won't get it. Writer:

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