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@lufinkey

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Cincinnati, Ohio
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Joined February 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    Aug 12

    protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience

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    Jul 28

    WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ROBBED AT WORK, AND WHY NO MILLIONAIRE HAS EVER "EARNED" THEIR MONEY: So, let's imagine I'm a business owner and you come to me looking for a job. We talk about your the terms of your employment and eventually we come to the big question:

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    Jul 22

    what if instead of making tweet threads that start with "the sad truth is that some of y'all will never xyz" we all agreed to just talk to our friends about what they said that hurt our feelings

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  4. Jul 15

    Now that this area 51 meme has happened, I really want "they can't stop all of us" to just keep staying in the discourse

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    Jul 13

    Shark Tank but every week finance bros justify their income to a panel of 4 cashiers at Burger King

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    Jul 11

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  7. Jun 27

    I'm going to the marketplace of ideas anybody need me to pick up anything?

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  8. Jun 27

    LinkedIn is like Facebook if everyone was just constantly trying to look good in front of their boss

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  9. Jun 25

    broke: pansexual woke: genital centrist

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  10. Jun 23

    Pridefest 2019

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  11. Jun 22

    I'm a pan pan y'all

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 17

    the Biden campaign has been pretty short on substance but credit where credit is due: this is a great idea

    Biden: if you don't want to work with Republicans, start a 'real, physical revolution'
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  13. Jun 13

    If plays a gem in the movie I'm gonna lose my shit

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  14. Jun 13

    Gender is only important for self identity and should have no bearing on any other aspects of your life. The fact that we still put Male/Female on any form other than medical is truly pointless and only serves as a vector for discrimination.

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    Jun 12

    Self-made billionaire is the divine right of kings for the modern age.

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  16. Jun 10

    If I ever write a programming language, I'm definitely gonna abbreviate function as fucn, so people can look at their code and be like fuckinnn uhhh setName

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  17. Jun 8

    I don't think my Stevonnie is quite ready yet, but it's close

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  18. May 17

    Like even video games start to feel worthless pretty quickly unless I'm experiencing them with other people

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  19. May 17

    Feels like I never have the motivation to do anything unless other people are around

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    May 17

    If only there was a genre of fiction that could impart lessons about the harm caused by exploiting the workforce.

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