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  1. 8 hours ago

    Perfect.

    2003 - Warne banned for 1 year 2018 - Warner banned for 1 year Grammatically & Statistically speaking, in 2033, an Australian cricketer named Warnest should get a 1 year ban
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    Apr 4

    oh my god lmaoooo

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    Apr 3

    'Mongrel bunch of bastards'. investigates how the Tax Office uses its draconian powers, next on

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    Apr 3

    ATO raids tax office whistleblower amid Fairfax-Four Corners investigation via

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    Apr 3

    BREAKING: ATO whistleblower raided by AFP ahead of investigation

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    Apr 3

    AFP raids Australian Tax Office whistleblower amid Four Corners investigation via

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  7. Apr 3

    If anyone needs me I’ll be openly weeping on the couch at Tim’s success. This show is wonderful.

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  8. Mar 29

    This is the story we all need right now. Australian sport done (hilariously) right:

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    Mar 27

    day 1: dear diary i have been stranded on a desert island day 18: im starting to think that help will never come day 120: i was rescued by a couple fishermen! day 121: i have been dropped back off on the island because i kept saying “thank cod u guys found me” to the fishermen

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  10. Mar 28

    So Australian cricket is now in a world of Paine.

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  11. Mar 28

    I made hot cross buns. Literally.

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  12. Mar 27

    The internet distilled into 4 screenshots.

    "Fuck you. I will destroy your business."
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  13. Mar 26

    Yesterday the SMH's cricket writing didn't comprehend what is about, today it's got 'shirtfronting' quite wrong...

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    Mar 18

    When the Daily Mail doesn’t even try to hide that it’s gonna rip your news content off for its own website

    Replying to @MacchiatoDaily @abccanberra @abcnews
    hi, which street is this, thanks
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  15. Mar 17

    I’m trying to teach my mum that if a place says ‘GREAT COFFEE’ in comic sans on a small sign: it isn’t.

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    Mar 16

    Please do not enjoy the single worst writing job ad I have ever seen, which may be stealth brilliant in its effective demonstration of how badly they need people who can write

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  17. Mar 14

    There's ... a lot to take in here. But mostly 'why is this in Cosmo?'

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    Mar 13

    Physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76, a spokesman for his family has said

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    Mar 13

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE

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    Mar 13

    EX-EXXON TEXAN EXEC REX NEXT EX-SEC

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