Lou Regla

@lregla

I am an incredible swirling vortex of , a champion of goblin awareness, and a maker of bewildering statements.

Long Beach, CA, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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    On March 1st, the US government will collude with corporations to outsource over 100,000 jobs to foreign workers. Corporations need not prove that they tried hiring American workers first before seeking H-1Bs. So much for that “Buy American, Hire American” executive order.

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  2. 4. velj

    Woke up this morning to find that Confirmation Bias won the Congratulations. This should propel the CB team to apparent and obvious victory over the other, lesser conspiracies.

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  3. 1. velj

    Incontinence is all a big laugh till somebody pisses themselves.

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  4. 1. velj

    It’s midnight, folks. 1st of February. Do you know where your nipple clamps are? No better time than now to make a detailed account of your illicit sex toy collection. Missing gadgets are a 1st sign your goblin has taken a nefarious blood oath to a deranged cult

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  5. 30. sij

    Who will be the first to sign up to iDerelict. So much to learn.

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  6. 29. sij

    The virtual liver will be the biotech breakthrough of the 2020s. Much like a real liver performing vital life functions but 100% scalable in the cloud.

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  7. 22. sij

    RIP Mr. Creosote it’s been a blast.

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  8. 21. sij

    Apparently it’ll be a long time before we run out of limp-wristed soy hippies who sound very tough once you get a few beers in them.

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  9. 18. sij

    Don’t let the current fall in aluminum prices cause your goblin to go on a buying spree. Left unchecked the average goblin will stockpile hundreds of times their own weight.

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  10. 16. sij

    The 1978 Democratic National Convention was a royal shitshow. Carter was so pissed off he sent thousands to the gulags in a caravan of specially designed VW microbusses powered by human urine.

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  11. 14. sij

    Don’t be fooled by the prospect of conjugal visits when in the gulag. In most cases people find the day they are taken away is also the last time they’ll ever see their goblin.

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  12. 10. sij

    App idea: use the rear facing camera to measure the level of jaundiced eye in one’s selfie and estimate the amount of pee stored in one’s balls.

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  13. 9. sij

    As I jump into my latest 80’s hair metal deep-dive I wonder what ever happened to Kix.

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  14. 6. sij

    Remember that ants used as part of circus performances live awful, frightening, and shortened lives. Their captors subject them to some of same equipment used to make ballpoint pens! When will this inhumanity end.

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  15. 6. sij

    As amusing as it was to hear the virtue-signaling Hollywood elite have their farts fed back to them by at the I think it was staged as a sort of a “I know we’re insufferable but watch our smug awards show anyway” statement to turn around low ratings.

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  16. 20. pro 2019.

    If crashes into another ship yet sustained the brunt of the damage, does that mean there is now a glory hole?

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  17. 20. pro 2019.

    The only difference between your goblin’s wine cave and an actual den of iniquity is the presence of goblin(s). Remember to respect this “safe space” as either horrifying coital acts or intricate political pacts are being coordinated

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  18. 19. pro 2019.

    The only unforgivable offense is blaming your goblin for your accidental fart in the supermarket meat aisle.

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  19. 19. pro 2019.

    Donald J. Trump is still president.

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  20. 19. pro 2019.

    Without a doubt goblins will be selected for the first space voyage to Mars, Jupiter and beyond because their tiny and efficient little bodies only defecate once or twice a year.

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