am flight attendant, can confirm. sometimes I say “garbage” to spice it up
The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying “trash” to everyone’s face.
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I love flying to London. I’m called rubbish.
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David Sedaris wrote an essay about this.
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I love when a flight attendant looks at the person nearest the window and says “shade.” (As if they needed to say anything beyond their facial expression.)
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You stole this joke from David Sedaris.
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Thanks for that. It is the most wonderful thing I have read in ages.pic.twitter.com/7NMqclc7MT
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I love this piece by Mr. Sedaris. Thank you for including it in this thread.
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YESSSS! My favorite flight attendant story was when a flight attendant walked the aisle looking at every row and saying “You[‘re] TRASH...”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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