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@louisvirtel

Verbal voguer. Tragically thin. Lost in a catsuit of emotions. Jeopardy! snapdragon. Gay for attention.

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  1. "Ghastly." - Cate Blanchett to trick-or-treaters before handing them all copies of "The Glass Menagerie"

  2. Some years Meryl Streep forgets to buy candy and gives trick-or-treaters Golden Globe nominations.

  3. For Halloween it'd be nice if Taylor Swift admitted she's just a stack of DVDs of the 2002 movie "White Oleander."

  4. "Oh God. What now." -Jessica Lange seeing "Ryan Murphy" trending

  5. "Get off my lanai." - gay curmudgeon

  6. We need a haunted house run by old gay men where instead of screams and boos you hear, "Damn kids don't even know who Cybill Shepherd is."

  7. Gaga's "Joanne" is like Colbert on The Late Show: Rad talent but their "stripped-down" versions aren't as authentic as their caricatures.

  8. Please sign my petition to change the name of Halloween to Helena Bonham Carter Appropriation Day.

  9. Strangest cover of "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" ever

  10. I saw trending and thought, "Finally, we're all discussing Desperately Seeking Susan."

  11. We have nothing in common if you don't envision Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, and Michelle Obama in a "Nine to Five" remake once a day.

  12. Here I am with fun gents talking about the #1 place closeted teens in the suburbs hook up. Survey says: Chili's parking lots.

  13. Hope Hillary took time on her birthday to enjoy what she loves most: not resting ever.

  14. I see by your "scary" Twitter name you think I remember your real name.

  15. When she tried apologizing again for the THE BLIND SIDE getting a Best Picture nomination and CAROL getting snubbed.

  16. I try not to be political, but here's what the electoral map would look like if America was headlining at the Grand Ole Opry in 1957.

  17. Plan on terrifying my gay friends this Halloween by dressing as someone who is indifferent about Barb from Stranger Things.

  18. You know what they say about men with big hands: Masculinity is a prison.

  19. I'd be happy if Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren went from town to town reading the lyrics to "Goodbye Earl" aloud.

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