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I am involved in the making of documentaries. Warning: Some tweets may contain irony.
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If you can’t see that Michael Jackson was a paedophile after watching ‘s film you are being wilfully blind. And if you are campaigning against it you are actively colluding in the silencing of victims.
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You have to leave the park if you recognise someone when you go there??
Update: Amazon have now removed my 5 star review of my own book! What gives? I’m not allowed to have an opinion on my own work?
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Et voila! I did it in quite a serious mode. I guess it felt like a pretty important story.
Honest to god guys, if I WERE panic buying for a long term apocalypse type scenario, toilet paper wouldn’t even be top 25 on the shopping list.
Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice.
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I'm in Amsterdam to meet Hannah, a former IT expert turned cybergoth who believes Hull is a portal to Hell
Been waiting nearly 20 years for someone to pick up on this.
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Have watched 4 or 5 early 2000s @louistheroux episodes on Netflix this week and have noticed he wears this shirt in every episode!
I intend to come out of this lockdown like someone coming out of ad seg in prison: with a six pack and a bad attitude.
Ngl I have some new shit starting this Sun at 9pm on BBC2. #darkstates
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Ngl @louistheroux needs to bring out some new shit
Remember to vote tomorrow and bear in mind British values of tolerance, fair play, and caring for society's least advantaged.
Probably the fact that he had nearly 200 tigers
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@louistheroux, in your opinion, what was the weirdest thing about Joe Exotic? #watchwithlouis
Thanks for doing this. I am very flattered. Just wondering why you chose that picture - my glasses don't look straight.
Just finished watching #TigerKing on #Netflix. I have a lot of thoughts which I'll post in a considered form in the next day or two. In the meantime, here is me and Joe back in the day and a link to the doc I did on player. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod
So close twitter.com/Yoda4ever/stat
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"I am never going to financially recover from this."
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Don't hold yourself back! Open up a can of whoop-ass! twitter.com/Laura__Ward/st
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This is how you establish dominance in a hostile space.
Not “obsessed” but I take an interest in his work.
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Anyone else obsessed with @louistheroux? I’ve been catching up on his documentaries and I love them
How long have you got? twitter.com/BoyGeorge/stat
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Those were the days... twitter.com/Jaack/status/1
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Is this very funny or am I just tired? twitter.com/memeprovider/s
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My hands are so dry they feel like they belong to someone else.
Notwithstanding personal demons, he was a huge talent & bringing a beautiful new feel to hip hop. So sad. #moonlight
Just saw a woman cycling while holding up an umbrella. Respect. Didn’t realise that was possible.
I am the oldest one at the Rex Orange County gig by at least 100 years. #BrixtonAcademy
I’m all about mushrooms right now. Fried in butter, with garlic and lemon juice. On toast.
I DID once get stabbed and that’s almost exactly what I said word for word!
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Louis Theroux being stabbed to death: "Don't you think perhaps that stabbing me to death could be construed as a mean thing to do? Do you want to make all my blood come out and then for me to die? Wow, I thought we were friends, I have to say, this really hurts my feelings"
“My judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable” is my new go-to excuse when cornered.
I have some toilet paper if anyone needs any. It is used but only on one side. #thinkingofothers
This makes me feel better about my freestyling.
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NRA & its fellow travelers should say what they really think: that children’s’ lives & mass shootings are an acceptable price to pay for right to bear arms.
Yes. I did this.
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The Great Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off is back in 2020 and here are the famous faces daring to put their dubious baking skills to the test! #GBBO
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What kind of narcissist buys action figures of himself? Answer: THIS KIND!
Fell off my bike yesterday and side-of-faceplanted. Japanese lady handed me tissues as I swore and groaned. Thank you whoever you are.
I just like seeing grown men holding hands.
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A Very Stable Genius would be a pretty good title for a doc about Trump.
I think my kids signed me up as an Uber driver without telling me.
Why only 17? What about key fobs? tea cosies? Cute outfits for pets? Come on people!
I have been watching your beautiful comments for sometimes now.
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Replying to @iamjennmorrison and @louistheroux
I got the exact same message a few weeks ago 
Seriously, which one am I? twitter.com/impossibella_/
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Thank you to everyone who sent messages about ep 2 of Altered States & who took the brave decision to watch a doc about death on a Sun night when we all feel a bit fragile.
Me too I have to say twitter.com/lorde/status/9
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Big thank you to all the people wishing me a happy birthday. This is what a 46-year-old looks like.
So serious I had to create a brand new facial expression/hand gesture combo.
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*Confirmed* @louistheroux takes on America’s love affair with opiates - Sunday 8 October, 9pm @BBCTwo - bbc.in/2wVBJEP
VERY disappointed to see some people NOT wearing masks. Is it not compulsory?
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Love Without Limits, ep 1 of my new series, starting in a few hours on BBC2. Warning: contains shots of my naked torso.
What Louis Theroux Looks Like Now Will Leave You Without Words!
Thanks for watching that, if you watched it, and thanks for your messages. Come back next week for sex trafficking in Houston. #DarkStates
Longhaired eyebrow-raising 90s photocard me wants to tell you that #bbc2 is repeating my latest doc The Night in Question tonight at 10.
Over a million young people are not on UK electoral rolls. Register before 22 May if you want a say in your future!
I just had my first Turkish barbers’ shave. They swathed me in hot towels and singed my ear hairs with a flaming wand! WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW??
This is the best I could do. Wife says I don’t even look English, more French.
When you start a song with the line "peng ting called Madison" you are very limited for rhymes. #westayedattheRadisson
Please place orders early as my Mum is struggling to keep up with demand.
Yes, I agree with myself.
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Presumption of innocence is a criminal standard but not a conversation-ending statement of historical fact. What about serial killer Fred West? He died unconvicted of any of his murders. Was he innocent?
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I said it about #JimmySavile & got stick. I repeat it about #MichaelJackson. The man is innocent. The #PresumptionOfInnocence still holds in laws all around the world (not everywhere sadly - in "decent societies"). Yet millions disregard it. Alive or dead it makes no difference.
BBC iPlayer have added a sh*t ton of my old shows for your viewing pleasure.
And here’s me on a scooter.
One day I'm going to go to Glastonbury. [sigh] I'll be like one million years old.
Asked wife if she'd get a tattoo of me. She said only if I get one of her. Wtf??
This night has opened my eyes.
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Just to even give my brain a fighting chance of processing this image, I’ve had to turn it into a Smiths album cover...
I have just had to take down the earlier tweet with a photo of the worst ever Bbc temporary pass. Apparently I compromised building security. 😱
Just been informed by Scientology lawyers that Scientology is working on a documentary about me. Little bit excited; little bit nervous.
New series coming Nov 4 in the UK on BBC2.
No, and also what does this have to do with a Kpop group dancing? twitter.com/kittycoxon/sta
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Dressing up as @louistheroux with my crew was definitely my favourite part of yesterday #crewgoals #louisisthebest 
